Accommodation Specials – Knysna

Accommodation Specials, Knysna

lightleys houseboats

We don’t especially enjoy boating, and we’re NOT trying to pull the wool over your eyes, but, please, do yourselves a favour and check out our special packages on the Lightleys Holiday Houseboats website.

Knysna Valentine’s Day packages

Especially the Valentine’s Day ones at Knysna and Port Alfred…..we’ll say no more!

Weather in Knysna

By the way, if you’ve checked out the weather prospects for the weekend, you’ll see that Knysna is one of the few places in the country where the chances of rain are minimal.

Smile with Lightley’s Houseboats in Knysna

No Lightleys blog posting would be complete without something to make you smile or laugh out loud (humour makes the world go round, you know), so here it is:

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table “Honey,breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!” So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, Eating.
Marty asks,” Son, what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave Yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.” Confused, Marty asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, “Lady, leave me alone, I’m married!”